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I'm going to comment on it since it is really interesting >__<
1. They are very weird people.-- true. we are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.-- well, not really, we do normal conversations too.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.-- I LOVE IKEA!! why don't you.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.-- guilty!
6. They hate each other.-- hahahahaha!!
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.-- yeah, esp. when there is an after credit scene
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.-- eh? this is not so true
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.-- haha, our drawing tables in college were fucked up!
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.-- Esp. when we are talking to boring people.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.-- I did this in our last apt. I pasted magzine cutouts in our walls.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.-- hmm people always wonder...
13. They make collages with your photos.-- ref. no. 11
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.-- true.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.-- true.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.-- true.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.-- haha so true.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.-- OC
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.-- I fucking hate comic sans! refer to my previous blog!
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.-- I dont have an i phone or a mac product.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.-- well this is what my boss thinks.
22. They steal street signs.-- I dont do this, but I know some people who do it ^_^
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.-- true.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.-- true.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …-- crafty true
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)-- huh?
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.-- wish i could do that.
28. They hate Excel.-- argh this is so true!! hate hate hate!
29. They read comics.-- true.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.-- well. thats what we do ^___^
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.-- true.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.-- not true
33. Museums are their second home.-- galleries naman!
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.-- so are we good at sex?
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.-- guilty!
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.-- guilty!
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.-- sometimes true
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …-- so true.
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.-- true. for most people not only GAs
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.-- techno geek.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.-- hahahaha this is funny!
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.-- designers do this!
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.-- not really.
44. You will never understand their gifts.-- not really
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.-- hahaha!
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”-- good thing i never really had to experience this.
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.-- #00001 pls
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.-- DESIRBLE. every artist dreams of this day!
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.-- not really.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7-- im always sleepy....just sleepy.
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